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Posted by latrine_orderly on 2005.08.01 at 11:38
Current Mood: deviousdevious
You know, an interesting observation I've had while here is that the campers will eat nearly anything in the name of festivity.

Furthermore, I have noticed that the toucans have a certain number of interesting properties that we have not yet fully explored. I would be willing to bet that it should not be too difficult, hypothetically speaking, to create a variety of useful substances. Truth syrum, as an example.

So let us presume for a moment that the guilty party is aware of his or her crime. A large presumption, perhaps, considering the nature of this place, but not a totally unreasonable one. I ask you, then, is there not immediate and efficient solution to our problem?

Comments:


on_target
on_target at 2005-08-02 15:21 (UTC) (Link)
Hmm. I'm not sure. Truth serum is unreliable at best-- at least it is in my world. And you can't trust psychics, even toucans.
Excel
latrine_orderly at 2005-08-02 16:28 (UTC) (Link)
Do you have a more applicable proposition, perhaps?
on_target
on_target at 2005-08-02 16:31 (UTC) (Link)
I feel that we have to know more about the murder victim. I understand the Camp Director made him into a zombie? Maybe we should try to find him that way. He might still be wandering around.
Excel
latrine_orderly at 2005-08-02 16:54 (UTC) (Link)
In which case, there's the likely chance that one of us has already put it out of its misery.

I am growing impatient of all this pointless conjecture. Have we no leads whatsoever?
on_target
on_target at 2005-08-02 18:12 (UTC) (Link)
I just got here a couple weeks ago. All I got told was that the Camp Director hasn't told us much of anything.
dial_m_4_murder
dial_m_4_murder at 2005-08-06 21:37 (UTC) (Link)
Pardon the delay in my reply, but I believe the Director attempted to but failed to make him a zombie, and many of the things you see wandering around now are the results of her failed experiments.
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